I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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