: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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