I got chris browned last night
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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