Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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