I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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