This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she smelled like a LAN party
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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