That's intense
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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