he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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