He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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