I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i will never coherently bang her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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