He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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