Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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