that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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