..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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