Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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