Dual....:-)
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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