Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Panties = found
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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