oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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