I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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