We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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