i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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