I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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