Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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