it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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