Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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