The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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