You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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