All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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