okay pat passed out under dana's car
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
