I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.