White coat. Heels.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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