So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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