If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
where are my eyebrows?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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