white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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