That's intense
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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