just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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