yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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