is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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