i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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