i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just blew my weed a kiss
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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