I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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