big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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