And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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