I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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