Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
