Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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