He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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