I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
false alarm, still single
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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