i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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