at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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