oh god the rape fog is back!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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