i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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