Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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