I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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