Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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