and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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