Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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