a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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